Anita Man [UPDATED]: A complimentary e-mail arrived today from uber-Mod Bill L.:
Saw your website. Is your hair black or are you wearing a wig? Looks interesting, reminded me of Anita Pallenberg in "Barbarella"!
It is indeed my real hair, the shade a super-caffeinated blend of L'Oreal's "Espresso" and "Hot Java." And I'm highly complimented by the Pallenberg comparison, even though I've never had any sympathy for the devil [Peter Cook in "Bedazzled" notwithstanding].
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