Caption Contest:
And They'll Have Fund, Fund, Fund 'Til Dubya Takes Their T-shirts Away
"I Had an Abortion" T-shirts are just
so 2004. From ChoiceClothing.com, a retail outlet of Planned Parenthood of the Columbia-Williamette (Ore.), come duds that strike to the heart of the organization's message: Give us money—
taxpayer money.
While the Hyde Amendment restricts Medicaid spending for abortions to cases of rape or incest, Planned Parenthood still receives
over a quarter-billion in taxpayer funds annually. There's no question that such a massive infusion of government money enables
Margaret Sanger's organization to spend money on abortion that it would otherwise be unable to allocate. PP also gets around the Hyde restrictions by
using government funds to recruit new customers.
And so, a caption contest. Act quickly as, knowing how the pro-death folks are onto this blog, I'm liable to get the proverbial phone call before the sun even rises.
Sorry I can't offer a prize this time around—job-hunting and all that—but the winner will receive glory and, if he or she's a blogger, a place in my soon-to-come blogroll (yes!). The deadline is midnight tomorrow (Monday). I reserve the right to delete entries that use profanity or that I judge to be outside the bounds of good taste (though those bounds are almost meaningless given the tasteless subject material).
Please put your caption in the comments below, give it time to show up (it will when I republish this blog), ignore Blogger's instruction to start a blog (if you're registering for the first time), and may the best wit win!
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