Planned Parenthood Teaches 6-Year Olds the Meaning of Cybersex
Strong Language Alert: This is a Teenwire post, so you know the drill—explicit sexual language from Planned Parenthood ahead.

Take a good look at the image above—click on it to see it full-size. It's from
"Your Birth Control Choices," the latest interactive feature on Planned Parenthood's sex-ed site Teenwire.
The naked girl and boy are singing the praises of "outercourse," Planned Parenthood's most recommended form of "birth control," ranking above abstinence on its "Your Birth Control Choices" comparison chart
(click on the page's "Compare Methods" icon). As you can see, the girl is chirping about "cybersex" and "phone sex," while the boy is chiming in about "masturbation," "body rubbing," "kissing," and "fantasy." (And did you catch the cute little "porn" image of the naked girl between the pair?)
As if teens really
needed anyone to teach them these things. As if a teen doing all of those things would even bother to stop before crossing the finish line of intercourse. As if Planned Parenthood really intends to do anything other than sex up children so it'll have more customers for
the procedure that provides over one-third of its income—and that gave the so-called nonprofit a $35.2 million profit last year.
Yes, I said "children." Although it claims the site is for teens, Planned Parenthood actually encourages children as young as six to register on Teenwire, as may be seen in
this screen grab of its registration page.
If those 6-year-olds don't know what cybersex is, Teenwire's experts are there to inform them.
From the site's "Ask the Experts" column:
Cyber sex is a form of outercourse. It involves sharing erotic fantasies with a partner in a private chat room on the Internet. Some people may masturbate (touch their own sex organs for pleasure) while they participate in cyber sex.
Outercourse is sex play that doesn't include vaginal intercourse. It can include massage, body rubbing, and using sex toys. It's nearly 100 percent effective against pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections, as long as no body fluids are exchanged.
Nearly 100 percent effective against pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections? Well, what are you waiting for, kiddies? Drop those Barbies, Legos, and Pinewood Derby cars, and start "sharing erotic fantasies with a partner in a private chat room on the Internet."
Of course, Planned Parenthood, having children's best interests at heart, doesn't want the tiny tykes to fall victim to predators. So the experts add a few caveats, and I quote:
- keep your identity anonymous
- use a "gender-neutral" screen name
- politely excuse yourself from any chats that make you feel uncomfortable
Uh, excuse me, guys, didn't you forget something? A little minor detail? Like,
"TELL YOUR PARENTS BEFORE YOU GO TROLLING FOR STRANGE MASTURBATION PALS ON THE INTERNET!"I can hear those experts guffaw. "Are you kidding?" they say. "Kids are having cybersex
anyway. We're just teaching them how to do it
safely."
Right. And my name's Linda Lovelace.
I don't see
anything on Teenwire telling kids, seriously, that, for the sake of their emotional as well as physical health, it is safest for them to resist the temptation to delve into pornography, "sex toys," and what have you. Oh, no, that would be a "value judgment." Instead, Planned Parenthood simply teaches children how to live like grown-up sex addicts, while it hides behind its shield of relativism—claiming that such advice, because it supposedly protects the children from disease and pregnancy, is therefore unquestionably for the moral good.
Planned Parenthood's annual report shows that it received over a quarter-billion dollars in taxpayer funding in fiscal 2004. That money is fungible; it enables the organization to spend more money on Teenwire, as well as on abortions. If you do not want to see your tax dollars go towards Teenwire and other outlets of Planned Parenthood's so-called "comprehensive sex education," contact your senator or your congressman.
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