[Note: The following contains graphic sexual language from Planned Parenthood's Teenwire.]

Just in time for prom season, Planned Parenthood's sex-ed site Teenwire—where children as young as six can register to get advice from "sexperts"—has posted a new-and-improved version of its evergreen "Be Prepared for the Prom", which gained the attention of MSNBC's "Scarborough Country" after I covered it last year. This time around, they're recommending that high-school girls pack not only condoms in their prom purses, but also dental dams (for oral sex or licking their prom date's "anus"—"plastic wrap" will do in a pinch) and—for "even more protection"—morning-after pills. For girls who don't have a ready supply of the embryo-destroying drug, the article includes a toll-free phone number to order the pills, which—in nearly every state—are supposed to be dispensed only with a doctor's prescription.