Planned Parenthood Fantasizes About Blowing Up 'Anti-Choicers'
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UPDATE, 8/11/05: Planned Parenthood Golden Gate has removed the link to "A Superhero for Choice" from the front page of its Web site, with no explanation. However, as of right now, the link to the animation on PPGG's Web site is still working. Some Dawn Patrol readers are hosting the cartoon as well, in case the PPGG link fails; click here for links to those sites that are currently hosting the animation.
No, I'm not making this up.
Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's Web site features a new eight-minute cartoon: "A Superhero for Choice.
The title character is Dian, a woman whose mission appears to include overseeing Planned Parenthood's domination of all world media. Here, she's pleased to see that a newstand owner got the memo.
[
UPDATE: It turns out that Dian is based on Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's CEO—
who appears to have quite a history.]
OK, I'm embellishing a bit—Dian's simply happy to see that Planned Parenthood's "Safe Is Sexy" message just
happens to be everywhere.
Dian morphs into Dianysis
(how unapologetic can you get?). Her first mission is to break up a Snidely Whiplash type's attempt to push abstinence on kids.
[Dumb Donald, call your lawyer.]Dianysis drowns the villain in a trash can that she's filled with "AQUA SLIDE"—apparently a pun on Astroglide,
a lubricant Planned Parenthood recommends to 13-year-olds wishing to have anal sex—and tosses the kids a "SAFE SEX KIT" to remember her by.
Maybe Dianysis didn't really murder the abstinence guy. Maybe she took him out of the can before he drowned. We could give her the benefit of the doubt. But there's no question of the outcome of her antics at her next stop...
That's Dian's back, complete with devil horns, looking at the demonstrators outside a Planned Parenthood Clinic. Some of them are holding what Planned Parenthood's animators no doubt intended as a "Christian" sign, though it's not like any I've ever seen. The animators honor it with a foreboding close-up:
Dianysis tells the camera, "These folks here are known as anti-choice demonstrators." They're protected by the First Amendment, she says, "...yet they can sometimes become unruly. and sometimes they get a
little too close."
She holds up her palm to halt the demonstrators' advance. They make grunting, Frankenstein-like noises and move back. None of them make any attempt to attack her or threaten violence.
"But mostly," Dian goes on, "I wish they would just disappear. Hey!
That gives me an idea."
Yup. She
blasts them...
...with a
condom gun. The anti-choicers are encased in
condoms! Haw, haw!
Except that the gun doesn't
just encase the demonstrators in condoms...
...it
blows them up.
"That's more like it!" exclaims Dianysis. "Open for business!"
Now, I ask you, if the American Life League's Web site featured a cartoon depicting an ALL superhero blowing up nonviolent Planned Parenthood activists, would Planned Parenthood just shrug it off?
I think we all know what would happen. There would be an
uproar.
[
UPDATE: Reader
Saint Kansas observes that the cartoon's credit sequence shows one of the "anti-choice" protesters being decapitated by a condom—
see it here frame-by-frame.]
[
UPDATE #2: Blogger Chana Meira—part of the Jewish pro-life contingent that Planned Parenthood doesn't believe exists—notes: "This may appear to be a harmless cartoon, but it is not so far from reality. Visit the site
Abortion Violence to see the breakdown of which side is engaging in violence. Read also
Roe Warriors: The Media's Pro-Abortion Bias, a report which includes a section addressing how pro-abortion violence does not make the news."]
There's more to the cartoon—Dianysis goes on to do
Margaret Sanger's will in Washington, D.C., and Ethiopia. At the end, she annouces that she's off to see
"the Rev. Jerry Falwell—that schmuck!"
There you have it, folks—entertainment for children of all ages, from Planned Parenthood. Best of all,
you helped them finance it.
As you can see in the image below from
Planned Parenthood Golden Gate's annual report, 53 percent of the revenue taken in by that chapter of Planned Parenthood's national organization came from "government fees and contracts." Even assuming those dollars went directly to services, that frees up donor money for making ha-ha "educational" cartoons about blowing up and decapitating ideological opponents.
NEWS FLASH, 8/11/05: You can help make Planned Parenthood's vile cartoon blow up in its face (nonviolently, of course). Join Project Max!The Planned Parenthood Federation of America's annual report shows that it received over a quarter-billion dollars in taxpayer funding in fiscal 2004. That money is fungible; it enables the organization to spend more money on public-relations efforts like "A Superhero for Choice," as well as on abortions. If you do not want to see your tax dollars go towards such examples of Planned Parenthood's so-called "comprehensive sexual education," contact your senator or your representative.If you would like to read more about Planned Parenthood—especially its war on childhood—and the abortion industry, here are more of my exposés:
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