My back pages
Since 2007 was the year I escaped the New York City tabloid world — it seems an appropriate time to look back at some highlights of my headline-writing days.
Here are a few "woods" (front-page heds) I wrote during 2005 and 2006:

This was my one and only front-page doubleheader — both "LEWD JUDE" and "STOCKS AND BLONDES" were mine.

I encapsulated Cheney's apology for his duck-hunting mishap in three words.

A love for early issues of
Mad magazine inspired my headline to describe the disappointing film adaptation of "Bewitched."
Not pictured: My
New York Post wood, following the Donald's wedding: LADY IS A TRUMP.
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